The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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