Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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