I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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