Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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