My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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