So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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