My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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