Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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