it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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