I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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