I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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