Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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