on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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