therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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