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So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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