At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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