Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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