i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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