i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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