god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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