I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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