Nicole vs. Life
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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