and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
So. Much. Porn.
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