I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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