his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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