On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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