did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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