can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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