so explain again why im purple
no
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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