spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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