you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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