I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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