We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
