he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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