I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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