Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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