Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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