So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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