check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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