You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You ate ashes out of my bong
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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