smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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