Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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