Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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