Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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