Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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