you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
