I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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