You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
