Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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