Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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